CAN WE HEAR SOME APPLAUSE FOR THE DEATH GAMES WINNER?

The odds were stacked in the favor of what was clearly going to be the undoubted winner.

Other efforts were overwhelmingly puny by comparison.

The outcome had never seriously been in doubt. The track record of the victor had been so impressive.

Across every activity involved, with every discipline brought to bear and with each weapon deployed, the death count clocked up had left the mouths of spectators wide open.

The enthusiasm with which targets were blown apart was so evident in each theater of war encountered.

Supported and encouraged at every stage by a vast army of supporters, including loyal news media, nothing could stand in the way of their ultimate success.

This was a team effort however, with every team member allied in coordination for maximum effect engendering a most efficient and effective kill rate.

With a supremely effective public relations campaign providing moral support and a backdrop of confidence behind them they managed to sweep all opposition before them.

Now with innumerable wins across Latin America and the Middle East under their belt the winners are fully hyped up and ready for their next big win. They are locked, loaded and raring to go. Mopping up the next opposing teams ought to be easy the team coach was heard to say. He certainly expects flowers to greet them on both arrival and departure as the Death Games continue on to their third season next year.

These guys will be hard to beat.

What they lack in brain power they certainly make up for in fire power!

So here they are, brushing smatterings of blood from their hands and clothes they bow to the massive applause as they enter the 'New Coliseum’, valiant modern gladiators of the gun.

Those who are about to die salute you!