DONALD J. TRUMP: FANTASIST IN CHIEF
In a galaxy far, far away there exists a magical kingdom ruled by a king with an intellect far in advance of Albert Einstein. Here reigns the King of Lies, the most powerful con artist who ever lived.
Donald Trump is the most magnificent president of a nation called ‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’ that ever lived. This is a territory known only to the mind’s eye of certain individuals among us. Donald Trump believes he presides there, sitting on a golden throne much better than that perched upon by Volodymyr Zelensky. There he administers to his admiring population who bow and scrape before His most glorious and unparalleled majesty. Who knows what wondrous panoramas of absolute splendor the Trump imagination conjures there, aided and abetted by his grovelling gnome servant, Lindsey Graham?
Black is White, Lies are Fact. War is Peace and Peace is War. All are true and verifiable in Trump’s mind. If you attempt to correct him then you are surely an agent of the fake news industry and will probably be given a new name that betokens your isolation from the MAGAlomania base. Take the example of Marjorie Taylor Greene for example. When she stopped being a fawning acolyte, praising every word Trump uttered she was renamed Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Brown along with other epithets such as Wacky Marjorie, Ranting Lunatic, Very Dumb Person and Low IQ Traitor’ It doesn’t pay to criticize Emperor Trump, or would he prefer His Majesty Donald Trump perhaps? Or Caesar Trump, Tsar Trump. Perhaps Most Magnificent of All Who Ever Lived, Great Leader Trump?
Donald J. Trump flits to and fro now and then from Cloud Cuckoo Land back to The Land of the Perpetual Lie’. This is a land happily ensconced upon Planet America First within a magical universe where he and Marco Rubio “run” Venezuela, and where vast crowds applaud his every word, tears of joy running down their cheeks in ecstatic admiration. This is where DJT feels most totally at home. It is where his magnificent, perfect mind, imbued with the wisdom of the ages in godlike splendor is appreciated to his greatest satisfaction. Plaudits rain down upon him, Nobel Peace Prizes emerge from every crack and crevice of his most magnificent Trump Kingdom. Truly here he is recognized fully for what he is, the wisest sage who ever lived.
This world, the real world, the world where those of us not enamored of The Great Liar live, this world is in big trouble due to this mighty, vain-glorious horse’s ass. Trump is a megalomaniac of the first order, a narcissist who would certainly kiss his own mighty arse if he could and most probably on a minute by minute basis. He, with his golfing buddy, the wannabe blood-sucking war vampire Lindsey Graham, are on a collision course with a disaster of their making and our suffering. Between these two midget minds with colossal egos they are dead set on creating a true Hell on Earth for us. Both are King Midases in reverse, everything they touch will most definitely turn sooner or later to the most pungent shit imaginable.
Honest Don and Lamentable Lindsey have agreed Greenland will become a launching pad for their dreams, and that Canada will likewise soon bow and scrape before these twin ogres looking to join their mighty kingdom. Cuba, once brought to its knees with a judicial amount of chaos and human suffering will also join the throng of nations desperate to cling to these savants of insanity. Who knows, perhaps the errant knaves of Old Europe will wake up and realize the full genius of Tyrant Trump and run to him with bouquets of flowers to lay in his most generous lap. Why not the entire world? The Solar System? The entire universe? Nothing is too great for the Great God of All that is The Big T, The Great Almighty, truly Honest Don, the Splendiferous and Unchallenged, Einstein-awarded Master of all he surveys and adjudicator of all and every Alternate Fact known to Mankind.
DONALD J. TRUMP: FANTASIST IN CHIEF
