NATO: MAKING FEAR PAY
Be afraid! Be very afraid! NATO needs you to be scared... almost to death. But it will only take one little thing to make everything perfectly fine and safe again... MONEY! AND LOTS OF IT!!
NATO CEO, Mark Rutte has issued one warning after another about an imminent threat, a threat so ominous, so teeth-rattlingly awful that you will spend every night praying to every god you ever heard of that NATO saves you. And kind Mr Rutte has now told us how he will indeed graciously save the entire western world from the military cataclysm facing it. You need only give NATO all your money.
Forgo all your expectations of better health care, a better future pension or education system for your kids and grandchildren. Forget all that and more, bow down before your godlike protector NATO and just be glad there is any future at all. All NATO wants is your money to build an army that can go to war against Russia and apparently all will be well.
This is the preparation for war that will save us according to Rutte. It’s the route to safety, to protection from all ills (including those of the traditional kind that the evil Russkies like so much).
NATO: MAKING FEAR PAY
The Mother Church of NATO mottoes:
Have no other god than NATO!
NATO shall set you free!
Fear is the Key!
Always remember:
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
And most important of all...
WAR IS PEACE
Fear is the key that unlocks perfect obedience allowing the manufacture of consent and Mr Rutte has an infinite amount of fear to provide you.
The more fear you feel the more you will gladly sacrifice and the more willingly you will cast your dollars, euros and pounds into the Mother Church of NATO’s ever open donation box.
Never forget:
BIG NATO IS WATCHING YOU!
and…
BIG NATO NEEDS TO GET EVEN BIGGER!
Why?
Because the bigger NATO gets the safer you’ll feel. The more fear you feel the better NATO can keep you safe. These equations are brought to you by your ever-loving disciples, those zealots and preachers with fervor in the name of our ever watchful savior, NATO:
Most High Zealot and Boremeister of NATO, Sir Keith Starmer
Grand Beloved Teutonic Wizard of NATO, Friedrich Merz
Supreme Napoleonic Warlord of NATO, Emmanuel Macron
Mistress of the Golden Spittle of NATO, Ursula von der Leyen
These are the four most holy apostles of the great Church of NATO.
All believers in woke totalitarian liberalism must bow to these kind redeemers, those who shine the holy torch of war on all fearful wrongdoers! Only they and their most holy NATO can free you from a fate worse than death.
Empty your pockets and bank accounts! Sell all your assets and holdings!
Donate everything you have now to HOLY NATO!
FOR NATO SO LOVED THE WESTERN WORLD THAT IT SAFEGUARDED ALL ITS MONEY FOR IT!
And 100% approved the stealing of Russia’s money too, to provide it to SAINT ZELENSKYY!
AMEN!!!
AH! MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HOLY MISSION STATEMENT EMBLAZONED ON EVERY BLESSED NATO UNIFORM:
NATO: MAKING FEAR PAY!
